>> BUY A FRUIT BAR.
OKAY.
BUY A FRUIT BAR.
OKAY.
BUY A FRUIT BAR.
OKAY.
BUY A FRUIT BAR.
>> WHY?
>> I'M RAISING MONEY
FOR MY SCOUT TROOP.
BUY A FRUIT BAR.
>> I DON'T WANT A FRUIT BAR.
>> OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE ONE.
>> NO, I REALLY HA--
NO, I DON'T--
OKAY.
>> HEY, GUYS.
COME SEE WHAT I GOT.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE A BUCKET.
>> MAYBE IT WON'T BE.
>> IT'S GOING TO BE A BUCKET.
>> LOOK WHAT I GOT
FROM THE BUCKET HUT.
>> YOU BOUGHT ANOTHER BUCKET.
>> I TOLD YOU.
>> THIS ONES'S REALLY SPECIAL.
I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT. SO--
>> OOH, I GOT TO TAKE THIS CALL.
HELLO?
OH, HEY.
>> I KNOW YOU'RE JUST
TALKING INTO A FRUIT BAR.
>> JUST TELL ME
ABOUT YOUR BUCKET.
>> OKAY.
IT'S MAGNETIC.
>> WHOA.
WHO KNEW WE HAD THE TECHNOLOGY?
>> YEAH.
>> HEY, HEY, HEY.
SHE'S COMING.
HERE SHE COMES.
>> WHO'S COM--
OH, MAN.
>> GO TALK TO HER.
>> WHO? BIANCA?
>> YEAH.
YOU KNOW YOU LIKE HER.
>> YEAH.
>> BUT HENRY LIKES CHLOE.
>> HE'S NOT GOING TO SEE CHLOE FOR MONTHS. >> HOW COME?
>> SHE'S DOING THAT REALITY SHOW
"KIDS IN THE WOODS."
>> WHAT'S IT ABOUT?
>> KIDS IN THE WOODS.
>> OH. GREAT TITLE.
>> OOH LOOK, BIANCA'S ALONE.
>> OKAY.
I'M GOING IN.
>> YOU DIDN'T TALK TO HER. >> I LET MY EYES DO THE TALKING. >> YEAH.
AND THEY SAID, DUH, DUH-DE-DUH.
[ YELLING ] [ THUD ] [ DING ]
>> HEY, GUYS, WHAT'S THE POOPS?
>> WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE.
>> WHA?
>> YOU'RE NOT GOING TO DIE.
>> YOU'RE INDESTRUCTIBLE.
>> WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIE.
>> WELL, IT'S STILL BAD FOR ME.
WHO AM I GOING TO TALK TO
WHEN YOU'RE ALL DEAD?
>> WHOA, WHOA.
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?
>> THAT.
>> WHAT IS THAT? >> THAT IS A SUPER VOLCANO 50 MILES BELOW THE SURFACE
OF THE EARTH,
RIGHT UNDER THIS TOWN.
>> OH.
HEY, DO YOU GUYS THINK
I SHOULD GET MY TEETH WHITENED?
>> HENRY.
>> YOUR TEETH?
>> ARE YOU CRAZY?
TWO DAYS FROM NOW THAT VOLCANO
IS GOING TO POP LIKE A BIG,
RED-HOT THROBBING PIMPLE.
>> EW.
>> BILLIONS OF TONS OF HOT LAVA
WILL SPEW FROM THE GROUND
AND MELT EVERYTHING.
>> YOU MEAN MELT
ALL OF SWELLVIEW?
>> ALL OF THE WHOLE WORLD.
>> BUT I JUST ORDERED
A NEW BIKE ONLINE.
>> WHEN DOES IT GET HERE?
>> NEXT WEEK.
OH, MAN.
THE WHOLE WORLD IS GOING TO END?
YOU'RE SURE OF THIS?
>> YES.
>> SCHWOZ HAS BEEN WATCHING
THE VOLCANO,
MONITORING THE VIBRATIONS,
AND DOING
ALL THOSE CALCULATIONS.
>> HOW MUCH TIME
DO WE HAVE LEFT?
>> JUST UNDER TWO DAYS.
>> OH, OH, JEEZ.
I GOT TO GO TELL MY MOM AND DAD.
AND MY COUSINS.
AND EVERYONE.
YOU COULD'VE JUST SAID, "HENRY, COME BACK." >> IT'S BETTER IF PEOPLE
DON'T KNOW ABOUT THE VOLCANO.
>> WHY?
>> SO THEY CAN SPEND
THEIR LAST TWO DAYS
LIVING THEIR NORMAL LIVES.
>> RIGHT.
ENJOYING THE SIMPLE,
IMPORTANT THINGS
LIKE PETTING THEIR DOGS,
AND WATCHING TELEVISION,
AND GOING ON THE INTERNET
AND EXPRESSING STRONG OPINIONS
BASED ON LITTLE
OR NO KNOWLEDGE OR INFORMATION.
>> I DO THAT.
>> WELL, IF I ONLY HAVE TWO DAYS
LEFT ON THIS EARTH,
I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING.
A GALLON OF ICE CREAM AND A SPOON. >> A GALLON OF ICE CREAM
AND A SPOON.
>> OH, COME ON, CHARLOTTE. YOU CAN'T SPEND YOUR LAST TWO DAYS ON EARTH
JUST STUFFING YOUR FACE.
>> YES, I CAN.
>> IT ALL JUST KIND OF HAPPENED. >> MY DAD WAS AN IRRESPONSIBLE SCIENTIST.
>> I WANTED AN AFTER-SCHOOL JOB.
>> AND BY ACCIDENT,
HE MADE ME INDESTRUCTIBLE.
AH!
>> I WENT INTO THIS CRAZY STORE
AND MET
A PRETTY INTERESTING GUY.
>> I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR MIND.
NOW I PROTECT
THE GOOD CITIZENS OF SWELLVIEW.
WHO CALL ME...
>> HE TURNED OUT TO BE...
>> YOU KNOW THE NAME.
>> CAPTAIN MAN.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, HENRY.
IN TIME, I REALIZED THAT
BEING A SUPERHERO
IS A LOT TO HANDLE ALONE.
>> HE WANTED SOME HELP.
>> I NEEDED A SIDEKICK.
>> I, HENRY HART...
>> PLEDGE TO NEVER EVER EVER
TELL ANYONE...
>> THAT I'M CAPTAIN MAN'S
SECRET SIDEKICK.
>> IT IS DONE.
>> NOW WE BLOW BUBBLES.
>> AND FIGHT CRIME.
>> FEELS GOOD.
>> CALL IT.
>> UP THE TUBE!
OH, MY BOOT.
>> HA!
>> NO.
NO.
BAD.
OKAY.
ABSOLUTELY NOT.
>> HI, HONEY.
I DYED MY HAIR BROWN
AND THEN I FINISHED
CUTTING DOWN THAT OLD TREE.
>> NICE.
DID YOU GET THE STUMP OUT?
>> NOT YET.
>> WELL, YOU GOT
TO GET THE STUMP OUT.
>> PIPER, WHY ARE YOU THROWING
ALL THAT FOOD IN THE TRASH?
>> BECAUSE ALL THESE FOODS
CONTAIN GLUTEN.
>> YEAH, SO?
>> I'M GLUTEN INTOLERANT.
>> WHAT MAKES YOU THINK
YOU'RE GLUTEN INTOLERANT?
>> MY FRIEND MARLA CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN. AND NEITHER CAN THE GIRLS
I EAT LUNCH WITH AT SCHOOL,
AND THERE'S LOTS
OF REALLY COOL CELEBRITIES
WHO SAY GLUTEN IS BAD.
AND CELEBRITIES KNOW EVERYTHING.
>> WELL, YOU STILL HAVEN'T
TOLD ME WHY YOU THINK
YOU CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN.
>> WHAT IS THIS?
>> OH, THIS IS THE LAST PIECE
OF WEDDING CAKE
FROM WHEN YOUR DAD AND I
GOT MARRIED.
>> GLUTEN.
>> PIPER, IF YOU REALLY THINK YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH GLUTEN, WE'D BE HAPPY TO TAKE YOU
TO A DOCTOR TO GET AN OPINION.
>> FINE.
BOOK ME AN APPOINTMENT.
>> I WILL.
>> GOOD.
>> HEY, GUYS, I'M HOME FROM WORK. >> HI, BABY.
>> HEY, HEN.
>> HEY, I THINK I'M GOING
TO GO NEXT DOOR AND SEE IF CHUCK
WANTS TO WATCH "PITCH PERFECT."
>> BYE.
>> I THINK I'M GOING TO GET
SOME MORE BROWN HAIR DYE.
>> BYE.
>> HEY, HEY, WAIT.
WAIT UP, GUYS.
>> WHAT?
>> WHATCHA NEED?
>> WELL, I MEAN, WE'RE A FAMILY
AND WE'RE ALL HERE TOGETHER NOW,
BUT MAYBE ONE DAY WE WON'T BE.
SO, CAN'T WE ALL JUST
HANG OUT AND TALK?
>> WHY?
>> NO.
>> GROSS.
>> TWO DAYS FROM NOW THAT VOLCANO IS GOING TO POP. >> BILLIONS OF TONS
OF HOT LAVA WILL SPEW
FROM THE GROUND
AND MELT EVERYTHING.
>> ALL OF THE WHOLE WORLD.
>> HEY, HENRY.
>> YOU EVER LOOK AT THE STARS?
>> HUH?
>> STARS ARE AMAZING.
THOUSANDS OF TWINKLING
LITTLE LIGHTS
SHINING IN THE NIGHT SKY.
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> I LOVE YOU, MAN.
>> OKAY, DUDE.
HEY.
WANT TO SEE A PIC
OF MY NEW BUCKET
THAT I POSTED ONLINE?
>> NO, NOT REALLY.
>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
>> NOBODY CARES
ABOUT YOUR DUMB BUCKETS.
[ GASPS ]
>> WHA, WHA, WHA.
WHAT'S UP WITH YOU? >> WHAT? >> FIRST YOU TELL ME
YOU LOVE ME,
THEN YOU SCREAM AT ME.
YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MY MOM.
>> I DON'T KNOW, MAN.
IT'S JUST LIFE IS SHORT AND--
>> HEY, GUYS.
>> HERE COMES CHARLOTTE.
>> WHAT'S UP? >> YOU WENT TO INSIDE-OUT BURGER?
>> YUP.
>> SINCE WHEN DO YOU EAT
CHILI CHEESEBURGERS?
I THOUGHT YOU WERE GETTING
IN GREAT SHAPE FOR THAT 10K RUN.
>> I WAS.
NOW I'M EATING THIS.
>> CAN I? >> YEAH, GET IN THERE.
>> THESE HAVE PICKLES ON THEM. >> SO? >> I THOUGHT YOU BOTH
HATED PICKLES.
>> WELL, ONE DAY, JASPER,
WE MAY NOT EVEN BE HERE
TO LOVE OR HATE PICKLES.
SO WHILE I AM HERE, I'M GOING
TO GIVE PICKLES A CHANCE.
>> ME TOO.
>> OKAY, PICKLES ARE GROSS.
>> I CAN'T EAT THIS PICKLE.
>> LET'S GET TO IT, SCHWOZ, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.
>> COME ON, RAY, WHY I HAVE TO KEEP DOING THIS? >> I TOLD YOU.
I PROMISED MY GRANDMOTHER
THAT ONE DAY I'D LEARN
HOW TO DANCE THE JITTERBUG.
AND IN 42 HOURS
THERE WON'T BE ANYBODY LEFT
ON EARTH TO PRACTICE WITH.
NOW, COME ON.
[ BIG BAND MUSIC PLAYS ]
AND FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT.
>> BUY A FRUIT BAR. HEY. BUY A FRUIT BAR.
>> YEAH.
I'LL TAKE A FRUIT BAR.
>> THAT'LL BE TWO DOLLARS. >> YOU KNOW WHAT? I THINK I'LL TAKE TWO MORE
OF YOUR FRUIT BARS.
>> I TAKE CASH OR CHECKS.
>> I'M GOING OVER THERE. >> NO. YOU DON'T WANT TO MESS
WITH MITCH BILSKY.
HE'S BIG AND CRAZY.
>> HE'S PICKING ON OLIVER.
>> SO?
OLIVER DOESN'T EVEN REALIZE IT.
>> LOOK, WE ONLY HAVE 28 HOURS LEFT BEFORE THAT VOLCANO
DESTROYS THE WHOLE WORLD
ON FRIDAY.
>> I KNOW, BUT--
>> I'M NOT HOLDING
ANYTHING BACK ANYMORE.
I TOLD JASPER
I DON'T LIKE BUCKETS,
I ATE FIVE CHILI CHEESEBURGERS
AFTER DINNER LAST NIGHT,
AND NOW, I'M GOING TO STAND UP
TO THE BIGGEST JERK IN SCHOOL.
I FEAR NO MAN.
HEY, MITCH!
I THINK YOU DROPPED THIS.
>> OKAY, HART. NOW... YOU AND ME
ARE GOING TO FIGHT.
>> YOU KNOW, YOU REALLY SHOULD
GET YOUR TEETH WHITENED.
>> IF YOU GUYS FIGHT HERE, YOU'RE GOING TO BE SURROUNDED BY TEACHERS IN FIVE SECONDS.
>> YEAH.
>> IT'S TRUE.
>> MONDAY, AFTER SCHOOL IN THE PARKING LOT BEHIND THAT JEWISH CHURCH.
>> THEY'RE CALLED SYNAGOGUES,
IDIOT.
>> WHATEVER.
MONDAY AFTER SCHOOL
BEHIND THE CINDERDOG.
>> ON MONDAY?
YEAH, SURE, DUDE.
LET'S FIGHT ON MONDAY.
SOUNDS GOOD.
>> COME ON. >> HEY, MITCH! I TAKE CREDIT CARDS.
HEY, HENRY.
>> WHAT'S UP, MAN? >> YOU WANT TO COME ICE FISHING WITH ME
A WEEK FROM SATURDAY?
>> OLIVER, EVERY MONTH
YOU ASK ME IF I WANT TO GO
ICE FISHING WITH YOU.
AND WHAT DO I SAY EVERY TIME?
>> WHEN I ASK IN PERSON,
YOU SAY NO.
>> RIGHT.
>> AND WHEN I TEXT YOU,
YOU JUST PRETEND
YOU NEVER GOT THE TEXT.
>> EXACTLY.
NOW, GUESS WHAT?
>> WHAT?
>> I'D LOVE TO GO
ICE FISHING WITH YOU
A WEEK FROM SATURDAY.
>> SERIOUSLY?
>> YEP.
>> HENRY HART,
YOU MAKE ME HAPPY.
>> ICE FISHING WITH OLIVER? >> A WEEK FROM SATURDAY, THE WORLD WON'T EVEN BE HERE.
>> YEAH, I KNOW.
>> WHAT ARE YOU EATING?
>> A STICK OF BUTTER
WITH SPRINKLES.
>> WHY?
>> WHY NOT?
HEY, HEY.
THERE'S BIANCA.
GO TELL HER YOU LIKE HER.
>> WHAT'S THE POINT?
NONE OF US ARE GOING TO EXIST
AFTER TOMORROW.
>> YEAH, BUT IF YOU TELL HER,
MAYBE YOU'LL GET TO KISS HER
BEFORE, YOU KNOW...
>> HEY, BIANCA! >> OH, HI, HENRY! >> I LIKE YOU.
AND I DON'T JUST MEAN
"I LIKE YOU,"
I MEAN I LIKE YOU LIKE YOU.
>> COOL.
ANYTHING ELSE?
>> NAH.
YES.
I WOULD LIKE TO KISS YOU
IF YOU'RE DOWN FOR THAT.
>> WITH EVERYONE WATCHING?
>> YEAH.
LET'S SHOW THEM
HOW IT'S DONE, SON.
>> HOW DO YOU FEEL? >> FEEL GOOD.
>> OKAY, PIPER, I WENT OVER EVERYTHING WITH OUR DIETITIAN.
>> WHAT DID YOU FIND OUT?
>> THAT YOU CAN EAT
ALL THE GLUTEN YOU WANT.
>> WHAT?
>> YOU SEE?
>> NO, I DON'T SEE.
I CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN.
I TOLD YOU, BREAD MAKES ME SICK.
>> BUT YOU ALSO SAID
YOU LOVE SPAGHETTI.
>> SO?
>> DOES SPAGHETTI
MAKE YOU FEEL SICK?
>> NO, IT MAKES ME
FEEL POWERFUL.
>> WELL, SPAGHETTI
IS FULL OF GLUTEN.
AND SINCE IT DOESN'T
MAKE YOU SICK,
YOU DON'T HAVE A PROBLEM
WITH GLUTEN.
>> BUT ALL THE POPULAR KIDS
IN MY CLASS
SAY THEY CAN'T HAVE GLUTEN.
AND LOTS
OF REALLY COOL CELEBRITIES
SAY THEY CAN'T HAVE IT.
>> PIPER, GLUTEN
IS A REAL PROBLEM
FOR SOME PEOPLE
WHO ARE GLUTEN SENSITIVE,
BUT IT'S NOT A PROBLEM FOR YOU.
IN FACT,
I WANT YOU TO HAVE THIS.
>> WHAT IS IT?
>> A GLUTEN POT PIE.
>> OOH, I LOVE POT PIE.
>> WELL, THIS ONE
IS LOADED WITH GLUTEN,
WHICH MAKES IT PERFECT
FOR LITTLE PIPER.
>> WELL, THANKS A LOT, DOC.
THANKS FOR RUINING
MY SOCIAL LIFE.
>> PIPER!
I'LL BE IN THE CAR!
[ BEEPING ]
>> WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN? >> IN THE MAN-COPTER... >> FLYING OVER SWELLVIEW
LOOKING AROUND...
>> ONE LAST TIME.
>> NICE.
>> YEAH, I GUESS.
>> EH.
>> HEY, PEOPLES, LOOK IT. I GOT MEMBERSHIP TO MUSCLE WORKS.
>> YOU JOINED A GYM?
>> YEAH.
I PAID FOR FIVE YEARS UP FRONT,
WHICH GOT ME TWO PERCENT OFF
AND THIS TANK TOP.
>> NO, NO, SCHWOZ,
WHY DID YOU PAY
FOR A GYM MEMBERSHIP
WHEN YOU KNOW THE WORLD
IS GOING TO END TOMORROW?
>> YEAH, WHY?
>> YEAH, WH--
>> YOU GUYS DIDN'T GET MY TEXT?
>> WHAT TEXT?
>> WELL, YOU KNOW
HOW I FIGURED OUT
THAT THE SUPER VOLCANO
GO KABOOM TOMORROW?
>> YEAH.
>> UH-HUH.
>> IT'S NOT GOING
TO HAPPEN TOMORROW.
>> THEN WHEN?
>> IN ABOUT 17 MILLION YEARS.
I SWEAR I SENT YOU A TEXT.
>> (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE. HA! (ALL) WE GONNA LIVE.
HA!
(ALL) WE GONNA LIVE.
HA!
(ALL) WE GONNA LIVE.
HA!
(ALL) WE GONNA LIVE.
HA!
>> HEY, BUDDY. >> OH, HEY, HEN. >> I GOT YOU SOMETHING.
>> A BICENTENNIAL BUCKET?
>> YEP.
VINTAGE FROM 1976.
>> WOW.
BUT YOU SAID NOBODY CARES
ABOUT MY DUMB BUCKETS.
>> YEAH.
LISTEN...
I WAS JUST JEALOUS
BECAUSE YOU HAVE
SUCH A COOL BUCKET COLLECTION,
AND I DON'T HAVE ANY.
>> THANKS, MAN.
HEY, GUYS!
CHECK OUT MY NEW BUCKET!
[ GROANING ]
>> AH. MITCH. >> YOU KNOW
OUR LITTLE APPOINTMENT
TO FIGHT AFTER SCHOOL ON MONDAY?
>> OH, YEAH.
>> WELL, I CAN'T MAKE IT
ON MONDAY.
I'M GETTING MY TEETH WHITENED.
>> OH.
WELL, THAT'S TOO BAD.
>> NO IT'S NOT.
EVERY TEACHER IN THIS SCHOOL'S
AT A MEETING RIGHT NOW
IN THE AUDITORIUM.
>> ARE THEY?
>> YEAH, DUDE.
SO LET'S RUN IT RIGHT NOW.
>> ALL RIGHT. I'LL FIGHT YOU. JUST...
I'M JUST GOING
TO STRETCH A LITTLE.
>> HE'S GONNA STRETCH A LITTLE.
>> YOU CAN'T FIGHT HIM.
HE'LL MURDER YOU.
>> NOT IF I ZAP HIM
WITH THIS FIRST.
>> YOU KNOW RAY SAYS
YOU'RE NEVER SUPPOSED TO USE
YOUR KID DANGER STUFF
FOR YOUR PERSONAL PROBLEMS.
>> I KNOW.
BUT HE NEVER SAID YOU COULDN'T.
>> UGH.
>> ZAP HIM BEFORE HE HITS ME.
>> I DON'T KNOW, I DON'T KNOW.
UGH.
>> ALL RIGHT, MITCH.
IF YOU WANT TO FIGHT,
THEN WHY DON'T YOU AND I JUST...
AND I'M OFF THE GROUND.
>> AND NOW YOU'RE GOING TO FEEL SOME PAIN. >> YES.
NOW WOULD BE
A GOOD TIME FOR THAT.
I SAY...
NOW WOULD BE
A PERFECT TIME FOR ACTION.
>> PRETTY IMPRESSIVE, HENRY. >> THANKS. >> WE SHOULD HANG OUT
NEXT WEEKEND.
>> WE'D BE CRAZY NOT TO.
>> COOL.
SO I WAS THINKING
MAYBE WE COULD--
>> EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME!
HENRY ALREADY HAS PLANS
FOR NEXT WEEKEND.
>> WHAT PLANS?
>> YOU AND ME, ICE FISHING.
>> OH YEAH.
BUT...
DON'T YOU THINK
IT'LL BE TOO COLD ON THE TOP
OF MOUNT SWELLVIEW NEXT WEEKEND?
>> THAT'S WHY I RENTED
A TANDEM JACKET.
>> WHAT'S A TANDEM JACKET?
>> OOH, I FEEL A TUG. HELP ME PULL.
YES. NICE HALIBUT.
CLAP WITH ME.